Top Funny Thanksgiving jokes to share with friends on whatsapp, facebook

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Thankgiving is a festival of joy and happiness. Thanksgiving is celebrated every year on fourth thursday of November. This year the date came on 26th November 2015. Here in this page, we collected some of the funny thanksgiving jokes to share with friends on facebook, whatsapp and other social media.

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Funny Thanksgiving jokes 2015 to share on facebook, whatsapp 


What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" 
Student: "Baseballs." 
Teacher: "Baseballs?" 
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"
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Greg Proops: Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'"

Best Thanksgiving 2015 jokes for whatsapp, facebook sharing

Jim Gaffigan: "Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'"


We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. @ Epicurus


Kevin James: "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."


Jay Leno: "You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out."


It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with 'gourmet' status.


George Carlin: "We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing."

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